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[arman]

Nice but google is entering the uncharted filed IMO there will be some hoopla about their service.

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm

[mal4mac]

Nary a mention

Check out someone famous like Jacob Nielsen (throws mud?) :laugh:

[lisa]

Jill's is actually quite accurate:

jill whalen is a search engine optimization expert focused on your success
jill whalen is available on a limited basis to travel to your office and consult with your it and/or marketing team in order to answer their search engine
jill whalen is available for email and phone interviews to give you the inside search engine marketing scoop
jill whalen is one of the famous search engine optimization experts on the internet as well as the owner of highrankings
jill whalen is a leading search engine optimization
jill whalen is a leading search engine optimization expert and owner of highrankings
jill whalen is the creator of the #
jill whalen is the owner of highrankings
jill whalen is a nationally recognized expert in web site optimization and can improve your sites performance in search engines and accessibility
jill whalen is not pleased with the looksmart change
jill whalen is fabulous

- Googlism.com

[OldWelshGuy]

Well just search for one of your names, apparently I am

james is a no
james is a girl
james is james so true
james is new and big (but not clever)
james is lara croft my fav
james is a @#%$ though this is the most accurate
james is incorrect whats this a history lesson?
james is dead Can't a guy sleep?
james is really perfect
james is the only word of god today? Funny I thought that was my uncle Billy the third
james is a stupid jealous fool
james is still ill I take my medication
james is ready to help your voiceover project I work for beer
james is ruled out
james is a bastard
james is still making 'mony mony'
james is a big fat dingus must be an Aussie word
james is first award winning citizen
james is gay well it makes the girls drop their guard don't it
james is right always when the day does not end with a Y
james is finally convinced to cremate himself :halo: you wish
james is stupid
james is the best
james is wicked ale
james is peaking at right time (the weekend )
james is not a hormonal (I did make a hormone once, I trod on her toe)
james is absolutely right
james is cooler than billy (Billy who?)

[OldWelshGuy]

Moved this to the PUB

[Jill]

Betcha didn't all know I was the creator of the #

[torka]

We've mentioned this before, though I'm darned if I can find the thread right off hand. Maybe it's buried somewhere in the middle of The Thread That Wouldn't Die.

I remember us being suitably impressed that Jill Whalen was the creator of the #, and Jill demanding royalties...

Should I mention I've never paid up?

--Torka

[Jill]

Yep, we've talked about this a few times.

Now PAY UP deadbeat!

[copywriter]

Betcha didn't all know I was the creator of the # 

I was impressed to see that... and THANKS! I use numbers all the time.

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about karon thackston yet.

OH! Wham! Pow! What a blow to my fragile, little ego. I'm going to take a Prozac now.

[Uneek]

uneek is a common misspelling of unique

Googlism -

[mcanerin]

Googlism for: ian

ian is dying - I thought it was just a broken leg....
ian is out of the office - Naturally, I'm dying you idiot
ian is so cool - Corpses are often room temperature
ian is in da house - Yay! start the party!
ian is right - Of course...
ian is not a fool - Nice to know, but..
ian is in our treatment programme - It's the coffee thing...
ian is kewl - ohhhh - I'm L33t!
ian is back - from the dead, I hope...
ian is not a fool your browser does not support current web standards
ian is just a happy little guy sitting in his scooter thing - 'cause of my cast, see...
ian is a fantastic name - of course - you're jealous, I know it...
ian is refused bail -
ian is alive - Yay! Reports of my demise are exaggerated...
ian is deaf - What!?
ian is no stranger to the role of performer / social activist - Nuke the Whales!
ian is real and his presentations are real - Always nice to know....
ian is baptised - that will be handy if I die...
ian is the master of his own destiny
ian is a nit :doh:
ian is an internationally known author -
ian is fascinated by the idea of building a dynamically reconfigurable virtual machine capable of running a wide variety of bytecoded languages - yeah, that's it.
ian is a 'jack of all trades' because he can do various things - Yes, I can even swim...ian is a hero to all swimmers - see?
ian is the bagpiper of choice - Bagpipes - music from heaven!
ian is never one to shy away from acknowledging his influences & hints of legend are tucked away throughout the gentleman adventurer <proud>
ian is proud that his roots are firmly based in the country - with the sheep....
ian is in his favourite place - ummm - sheep?
ian is very much looking forward to the challenge - of....
ian is shitting - A little too much info there Google....
ian is the chairman and founder of clean up australia - well, after the last bit I kind of had to <picks up shovel>

Lots of fun....

Ian

[Scottie]

LMAO...


Oh man... too too funny..

How do they know these things? Although they are confused about my height and my age.

scottie is the man
scottie is about 10 years old and looking for a permanent home
scottie is highly intelligent and needs daily exercise
scottie is sitting down almost at tears
scottie is protective
scottie is becoming overwhelmed by training
scottie is too polite to do that
scottie is 1 1/2" tall
scottie is in federal custody for mailing a parcel of baking powder to mr
scottie is extremely sensitive to praise and blame
scottie is more concerned about whether he bothers other people
scottie is ready to leave
scottie is 11 yrs
scottie is here to help meet your needs for communication
scottie is the principle information systems researcher for these efforts and has personally designed and implemented a number of new computer technologies
scottie is certainly no stranger to the bluegrass world
scottie is for use in domestic microwave ovens only
scottie is very sensitive to praise and blame
scottie is one of the great players to ever play this game :thumbsup:
scottie is devastated
scottie is putting some serious whoopin on other folks
scottie is continuing her efforts to get everything done this visit
scottie is asking for your prayers :halo:
scottie is a great addition to your miniature collection
scottie is straightforward and sober
scottie is currently the director of systems research :learn:
scottie is the best person to consult for advice as to how to go about this
scottie is very sensitive to praise
scottie is 4 1/2 years old
scottie is unconvinced of the danger
scottie is looking for a home
scottie is embracing death
scottie is not for you
scottie is paid to follow
scottie is indifferent to her as a person and sees her as an object
scottie is doing a wildlife survey
scottie is reading :read:
scottie is the leader of ihu waka :stash:
scottie is 3 1/2" tall and was made in 1978

[Minerva]

So Scottie, are you 1 1/5 inches tall or 3 1/2 inches tall?

[MakeMeTop]

I always liked the Googlism for makemetop:

makemetop is based in the small town of clogher
makemetop is perfectly right

[copywriter]

OK, let's try this with just my first name.

karon is a senior editor for time - WAY COOL! I've been promoted!
karon is another of the beautiful - Well <blush> thanks.
karon is separated from patong by a large headland and a winding -Excuse me??
karon is especially enchanting - Oh shucks... now you're going too far
karon is building server - I doubt that very much. Karon was barely able to install a new CDROM.
karon is a polyester - A polyester what???

karon is responsible for professional staff development - Yeah, and *I* am the staff!
karon is expanding - Hey now! Let's not get personal!!

karon is a freelance copywriter - True.
karon is an professional copywriter and author of "the faith process" - Also true.
karon is fairly spread out - Now I thought we were going to put an end to that!

karon is the most up - Cool!
karon is also search engine - Hmm... OK.
karon is an antique buff - At least I'm not IN the buff!
karon is the only copywriter that i use personally and recommend to my customers - YES MA'AM! Absolutely!!!

karon is very supportive - Well, I try to be.
karon is killed - OH DEAR!!
karon is a mysterious boy - No wonder I am killed. The shock of that news probably gave me heart failure.

karon is seeing a new type of problem - Yeah, that I'm a mysterious boy!
karon is all too aware - Actually, I'm quite in the dark about being a boy.
karon is the author of the best - Thank you.
karon is invited to speak to - True
karon is from my home town in hickory - Actually, I did used to live in Hickory, NC.

karon is from a large catholic family - Nope... neither large nor catholic.