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Posted 12 March 2004 - 05:39 PM
Problem is that as soon as you tell someone else you're basically screwed!
FWIW, of course OWG didn't plagerize. I agree that it was simply a variation on a theme!
Posted 12 March 2004 - 05:42 PM
Posted 12 March 2004 - 05:51 PM
Just tell me the truth. The entire time I've know the two of you, have you been... been... been original with me or was it all just an effort to gain my eternal admiration?
Posted 12 March 2004 - 05:56 PM
Its like there are very few truly original thoughts, and the people who had the original thought did not have the total needed to develop to its full.
The joke i heard was along the lines of a bloke got arrested for carrying a pair of compasses a divider and a slide rule, they said they found weapons of maths instructions concealed about his person.
I still love that 'read my ellipse' that has had me giggling all night.
Posted 12 March 2004 - 06:00 PM
IT WAS BOB.. BOB I TELL YOU< HE ARRANGED IT ALL
He MADE me do it, he keeps PMing me with what to post next, said that i would suffer if i didnt do as he said, said he would strangle the kitten, (he e mailed me a picture of the kitten as well) I knew he was serious as he threatened to kill a goose once and a few weeks later a tub of Foie Gra appeared in the mail with a US postmark
PLEASE help me!
Posted 12 March 2004 - 06:02 PM
Now THAT'S the original OWG humor that splits my sides every time.
Posted 12 March 2004 - 06:54 PM
Honestly, I've never threatened him. Or the goose. That one was self-defence.
Posted 12 March 2004 - 07:03 PM
I read about 6-10 years ago that a guy in the US held up a bakers shop by running in with a goose under his arm shouting, give me the doughnuts or the goose gets it!
That mental image has stuck with me ever sice!
Posted 12 March 2004 - 07:05 PM
Posted 12 March 2004 - 07:16 PM
A 33-year-old man spent four months in jail before charges of extortion were dropped after he allegedly went into a Bloor Street donut store carrying a goose and demanding money "or the goose gets it." The look of sheer terror on the poor bird's face was enough to send a patron scurrying to the bank machine for $60. The same man allegedly later upgraded to a baby raccoon.
Posted 12 March 2004 - 07:21 PM
OK so I have a warped SOH
I love the clever killer throwaway at the end "The same man allegedly later upgraded to a baby raccoon" Today has been a good day for uplifting belly laughs.
Posted 14 March 2004 - 05:56 PM
I guess the next step would be a nice fluffy bunny?
(Trying to work this out, as apparently the technique has met with some success in the past... might be useful someday should I find myself short of cash, near a donut shop and in possession of a small, cuddly animal...)
Posted 14 March 2004 - 06:02 PM
Fur most definitely trumps feathered, just as feathered beats out an animal covered in scales. This guy clearly knew what he was doing, and he's probably saving the cocker spaniel puppy gambit for a really big score.
Posted 15 March 2004 - 08:10 AM
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