As I was sitting in my car in the parking lot, dreading to go inside, I
was suddenly hit with the best idea I've had, ever. Instead of going
into the building, I was going to shut myself in the trunk. That way I
wouldn't have to go to work, but nobody would be able to find me,
because why would I be in the trunk of my car?
'Has anybody seen Dave today?'
'Nope. His car's here.'
'Maybe he's in the bathroom.'
And it's not like I would starve or anything, if I brought my lunchbox.
And I could sleep and play Q*Bert [on my cellphone] all day. And nobody would know what the Hell was going on.
And I was so tired, sleepy, unenthusiastic, and bored, that I actually thought about what a good idea that was for a good couple of minutes.
Wednesday = hump day = I got to get over the hump!
Anybody else got any good Wednesday stories? :upsidedown: