Bot: Do you often ask chat robots questions about Page Rank? I think it's a stupid metric as we will never understand it unless we're Larry Page!
You: that's profund
Bot: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
So, this is just for fun.
What questions should it answer about SEO and what answers should it give, the funnier and more sarcastic / caustic the better.
If people here want to throw in a load of suggestions I'll build them into it then share the URL later so we can all have a bit of fun.