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[Jill]

and is always right when he's not wrong.

Now there's something I can agree with!

[qwerty]

What, you don't like LinkSynergy™?? But it's so geek!

Actually, I have a client who develop names. If you've got 100k or so, I'm sure they could help.

[randfish]

I like it, but it just got trademarked by some guy in Massachusetts!

Maybe linkmagnet? linkhook? linklure?

Maybe just "Magnet Content" - that sounds like it might work...

[lyn]

LinkWorm?
LinkMinnow?
LinkHulaPopper?

[Jill]

Really, link bait is just as fine as anything else. No matter what you choose, if it actually caught on, others will pick it up and ruin it and turn it into a spammy way to do their icky spammy deeds anyway.

I wouldn't waste too much time thinking of a new word for it, Rand.

[randfish]

Sounds like good advice Jill - thanks.

[qwerty]

Oddly enough, I've just written to a government office to ask if an idea I had would be permissible, and I owe the idea to this thread. If it works out, and if I can find someone good to develop it for me, I may well have a use for my newly-trademarked term

[Michael Martinez]

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Edited by Michael Martinez, 20 February 2006 - 02:08 PM.

[qwerty]

Do I get a Slim Whitman LP in the deal?


OFFTOPIC:

You get the supered TM by putting the letters tm inside parentheses

[Michael Martinez]

Cool!

I edited the post so it looks right. Thanks!

[Jill]

Well, isos has already got a few programs along those lines, MM!

[Michael Martinez]

Very funny. I notice there is a Mike involved (PhP). It goes with the name. People just like to laugh at us, I'm proud to say.

[torka]

I dunno. I'd like to sign up for the LinkMagnet™ program, but I didn't see any testimonials. Until people I've never heard of, who may or may not actually exist, assure me this product will not only make me a millionaire overnight, but brew my morning tea and fold my laundry for me, I'm going to stay on the fence with this one.

--Torka

[projectphp]

How about LinkAtMe, the program for link extroverts?

[Jill]

Or LinkDate...the program for singles...