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The Shizzolator

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#1 Matt B

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Posted 24 July 2003 - 03:36 PM

Fun new toy that made the rounds at the office today - The Shizzolator at www.asksnoop.com.

Here is a great example of our fearless leader's website under the power of The Shizzolator:


Parental Advisory in effect.

Here's a small sample (and a filter test):

With yo' team 'n my team working together make yo' site be da best that shiznit can be, da muthas who are searching fo' YOUR product or service WILL easily find that shiznit n' Posted Image. If yo' ass're selling exactly what they need, yo' ass've gots a gravy chance of making a sale." Isn't that what that shiznit's izzall 'bout?

#2 Matt B

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Posted 24 July 2003 - 03:41 PM

Here's the funniest thing I've seen yet:


be sure to read the small print . . . :rolleyes:

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Posted 24 July 2003 - 03:45 PM

Nice... reminds me of "Zippy Meets Meta-HTML". I'd post a link, but the site's been gone for years. It was great reading the daily news as Zippy, though.

#4 Matt B

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Posted 24 July 2003 - 03:50 PM

heh - i found that you can read the forums with The Shizzolator on . . .

Running a Small Business
Many SEO consultants 'n Internet marketers wear every hat when that shiznit comes running they business." Post yo' questions 'n ideas fo' making da small or crib office run efficiently 'n smoothly."
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Posted 24 July 2003 - 04:12 PM

:hehe: Holy cow, that IS too funny!

Thanks, Matt.

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Posted 24 July 2003 - 04:47 PM

Zoneweb provide a range of quality search engine optimisation 'n Internet services suit izzall business types 'n need." Established in 1999 izzle web design portfolio reflects da diverse range of businesses that we has helped, know what I'm sayin'? We design 'n develop websites that can significantly raise both yo' business profile 'n profitability, know what I'm sayin'?


Oh well, looks like I dont need to use that copywriter after all :)

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 07:58 PM

:rofl: Been laughing my shizzolator off all day looking at my site.

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Posted 03 August 2003 - 10:37 PM

My boss has been out of town a few days. :D

I can't wait to turn the Shizzolator on and show her the -" SEO changes " I did while she was out of town!!! :rofl:

I hope her heart is strong. ;)

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