69 replies to this topic

[Scottie]

Looking for ways to improve your HR?

Don't try to manipulate your HR, or sell advertising based off of it. You can't inherit it or leak it.

Just keep posting helpful and informative posts and your HR will increase over time.



The old member titles didn't really mean anything, so we've invented HR rank to keep you amused. The red bar under your avatar displays your current HR. Just as with "other" ranking bars, the higher the number you want to achieve, the harder it gets.

:learn: We reserve the right to adjust the HR ranking algo whenever we feel like causing a panic.

[qwerty]

ooooh.... truly evil, Scottie. Something new to obsess over.

So what do I have to do? If I link to the forum from all of my sites will my HR go up? Do my posts all have to be in total agreement with anything you or Jill say? Tell me! I must know! My HR is too low! I don't deserve this... something's just got to be wrong with the algo.

[dragonlady7]

What if you get a direct link from Google's homepage?

We've got a link from Google! Just type in "High Rankings Forum"

[Jill]

I'm selling HR10's for chocolate...pm me

:jumpingjack:

[Bernard]

Should we avoid talking to anyone with an HR 0?

[daniel]

Well, I'm not happy with my HR - and I'm worried that it's got something to do with a posting I made about 5 years ago on another forum.

Do you know how long it takes before an HR0 is cleared? Did I submit too many postings to other forums?

If I post a link to Jill's Nitty-Gritty report do I get bonus HR points?

Now all we need is the IE toolbar with a little red bar....

[TBroadfoot3rd]

Well my soon to be ex wife could sate your chocolate need

http://www.lovingchocolate.com

But the new ranking system is interesting to say the least. Well I won't worry though I was looking at the new look and wondering if google has a trademark of patent or something on the "r" thing for ranking....... if not Microsoft will come by later and pick it up for competitive edge after it buyts google.

Again this forum is filled with good info and humor........ who says techs do not have a sense of humor?

Have a good day.

[deborah2002]

TBroadfoot3rd---

........ who says techs do not have a sense of humor?

Unfortunately, that'd be all the non-techs!!

deb

[TBroadfoot3rd]

Well their loss.

[deborah2002]

I for one think they are jealous---how many folks get PAID to surf the web all day? We are talking PERFECT JOB here, folks


deb

[Haystack]

I just received a spam email about how to eliminate those annoying pop-ups regarding how to increase the size of my HR.

[Scottie]

I just received a spam email about how to eliminate those annoying pop-ups regarding how to increase the size of my HR. 

We deny any knowledge of that campaign. We can't help what our affiliates might do...

[Bernard]

I just got a cold call from a company trying to get me to subscribe to their service. They claimed that messages from their reps with my username in their sig files would boost my HR!

[Jill]

Send those calls and letters to me. I have to defend my copyright of the HR trademark.

Next thing ya know, there will be a whole HRAdNetwork set up...



Jill

[TBroadfoot3rd]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm can just see it now........... HR Ad words.............. HRgigglebot.... the merchandising campaign ............. " Be the first one on the block to wear a black T-Shirt with a red bar on the front and back with matching shirt with 3 red bars...... with the inscription I am linked to them ------>